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i have the urge to finally get ‘born this way’ tattooed but i’m poor as fuck :(

petrified-by-a-woman:

i need a joooob :(((

This is my life! I have the money I just can’t decide how I want it on me!

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"I want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde south"
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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

square enix: *shows off new final fantasy game* *doesn’t even give the slightest news about a release date*

me:

(via myfarewelltoarms)

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mischievous-telepath:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

I LOVE HOW THE CAR FUCKING TURNS

mischievous-telepath:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

I LOVE HOW THE CAR FUCKING TURNS

(Source: cannabinomad, via the-dick-liquor)

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dicksplit:

In the club like

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(via the-dick-liquor)

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dollartreemakeup:

This is literally my most favorite video on the internet

(Source: shwagerr, via myfarewelltoarms)

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The Goddess Of Love in Athens, Greece.

The Goddess Of Love in Athens, Greece.

(Source: ladygagadaily)

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gamjawang:

A friend found this video while reading Lil Jon’s AMA on Reddit.

All I have to say is…wait for it…trust me (at the 0:21 mark)

The best video ever created.